3:45 a.m.: A young couple stroll in and spend a few minutes wandering the aisles. The man walks up to the register and purchases a deck of cards. The woman walks up behind him and asks me:
"Sir, do you sell condoms?"
"No, I'm afraid not. Sorry about that."
The man was heading toward the door, snickering as he went.
The woman spun around and said: "What are you laughing at? This isn't good news for you, ya know."
You should keep some in your pocket to sell on your own. You would make a killing! Plus, we don't want any accidents...
ReplyDeleteIt seems silly we don't sell them. Believe me, we don't want some of these people to procreate!
ReplyDeleteReally, you don't even sell them some sort of restroom vending machine?
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ReplyDeleteNice blog. Graveyard'n eh? Keep up the good fight. It takes a special human who can stomach all that occurs behind the scenes at a "convenience" store. And yes, buy "ribbed for her pleasure" in bulk to sell on the side.
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