2:30 a.m.: Four VERY drunk women walk in. They wander a bit, then grab drinks and snacks and come to the counter.
The first two pay for their coffees and chips and stagger out the door.
The third can barely stand.
"Egg salad and a cuppa joe," she announces to the entire store as I count out her change.
Then she waits as the last woman makes her purchases.
"I think my vagina's going to explode," the egg salad woman says loudly to the straggler.
To which I reply, "Miss, I think you had better take that outside."
"Brian, Brian, Brian," she says after squinting at my name tag. "Keep it classy, Brian."
With a capital K.
This one cracks me up for two reasons.
ReplyDelete#1 "Keep is classy" will always be funny.
#2 I can think of a couple of drunk friends that might tell you this!
Well, she was petite, mid-20s with dark, shoulder-length hair.
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